Jack Ash
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Cowboy love.....ain't it sweet!!!!

    Jack tried starting life as an entrepreneur, but after the used long john business folded - ahem - Jack started a life of crime, robbing empty payroll drawers and loads full of manure.  Hedged on by his dastardly handsome looks, Jack has found himself the the object of many a young girl's obsession.  Orthodontics was not a booming business in the 90's, 1890's that is, but nonetheless, Jack was wooed and fawned after everywhere he went.  Being the object d' resistance was troublesome for his burgeoning criminal career.  Just as soon as he would spot an item that was just begging to be stolen, there was some young beauty, hanging on his arm, pleading for his affection.  Not being a hair-brain, Jack Ash knew there was something special about him that women could just not resist, and there was born the first wild west parfum!  "Eauwww de Ash" Specially manufactured on the banks of the Tuckahoe River, under the most auspicious of conditions, utilizing only the finest of ingredients, Jack found some old bottles and began wiping the sweat from his brow as he laid among the branches lazily fishing in the hot Tuckahoe sun, and dripping it in fancy little bottles!